eng — Jean-Marc, Jacques, Joseph Daele was prematurely born in the country of the so-called "Montagnards", on the very last day of October 1972, around 1pm. Exactly sixteen days after Sandra Kim, as some biographers usually claim, and they're clever. Shortly before delivery, his blessed mother vomited a bunch of bananas while his dad rectified the announcements using Tipp-Ex - a correction fluid, still thinned down with trichloroethane, in those barbarian times. Since then, everything has been fine. The boy grew up, but not quite much. However, his head is screwed on right. He draws and paints like a monkey, crossing out a lot. Dad and Mom are doing ok. The trichlorothing has, in the meantime given way to aliphatic hydrocarbons, thank you.

fr — Jean-Marc, Jacques, Joseph Daele naît prématurément au pays des bien-nommés "Montagnards", un dernier jour d'octobre 1972, vers 13h. Seize jours très précisemment après Sandra Kim, disent certains biographes ; et c'est exact. Peu avant la délivrance, sa bienheureuse maman vomissait un régiment de bananes tandis que son cosmonaute de papa corrigeait les faire-parts au Tipp-Ex - correcteur liquide, encore dilué, en cette époque barbare, au trichloroéthane. Depuis tout va bien. Le gamin a grandi, mais pas tant. Ses pieds continuent toutefois de toucher le sol. Il dessine et peint comme un singe en raturant beaucoup. Le papa et la maman se portent bien. Le trichloromachinbrol a quant à lui laissé la place aux hydrocarbures aliphatiques, merci bien.











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